March 2012
fuckyeah1990s:
Foo Fighters - Everlong...
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in...”
– Deepak Chopra (via cityyandcolour)
Another customer story
Suburban Mom: DO YOU HAVE THAT BOOK
Suburban Mom: MEMORIES OF SKIN?? ARE YOU GETTING IT? DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? CAN SOMEONE HELP ME
Me: -le Google search- Um..."Lost Memories of Skin"...?
Suburban Mom: YES THAT'S THE ONE DO YOU HAVE IT
Me: Um...yeah, it looks like we do --
Suburban Mom: HOLLA
Me:
Me:
Me: ... (in my head) wat
A few minutes after they leave
Suburban Mom's young son (in the distance): HOLLA
Me: ...what just happened
How it Really Works
Black Person: I-
Society: NOT INNOCENT
Asian Person: I di-
Society: IRRELEVANT
Middle Eastern Person: I did-
Society: TERRORIST
Hispanic Person: I didn't-
Society: SPEAK ENGLISH
White Person: But I didn't do it!
Society: Oh my god, you poor thing! How'd you get here? You must be so confused.
